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get a little closer, let fold
cut open my sternum, and pull

misterrockett:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

He died for our sick donuts.


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apprenticenecromage:

i enjoy the simple things in life

like recklessly spending my cash and being a disappointment to my family


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dartmouth18:

like honestly? college is a life changer. but that’s because of YOU, not where you go. if you’re insecure or awkward or unhappy or socially awful, college X isn’t going to change that. an acceptance will not make you happy. a certain college will not guarantee a good future. you can’t quantify what’s important in life and in the end the quality of your life has absolutely nothing to do with where you go to college. i wish i had realized this sooner.


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tyleroakley:

I FEEL THIS DEEPLY


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ignwhore:

*teacher hands you test*
“sorry I’m not interested”


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killbenedictcumberbatch:

i scrolled past this and then i went back up and played it and the sound was off for whatever reason but i listened to it and i’m really glad i did


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holleighlujah:

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS. 

This just became my solution to not caring 


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matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.


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